Name: It has since long been lost in time, but most people call me Zwamp. But since that was taken at most places, Uncle Zwamp it is.
Age: Atleast 62yrs old
Height: 177cm/5,8ft
Birthday: June 25th
Pets: Cat, she came to me fall 2008 smaller than my fist. I gave her some food and shelter and she has been here ever since. Her name is Tjockis which would translate to Fatso.
Nothings is known about this unknown elder, neither does anyone seem to know him. He just exist and go from place to place in the world, meet new people, try new food, experience new for him art.
My mind wander all over the place, often all at once. I can switch topic in a heartbeat, this is not an error this is a feature.
I do not drink alcohol, there is no reason as to why I stopped, just don't see a reason to drink. No tobacco or other drugs either, beside some medication that I get from the dealers in white. Getting old is bad all around.
I am deathly afraid of failing in things I do in life, to the extent where I do not even try.
All praise towards me will be STRONGLY denied.
I do not know why, but pancakes are always on my mind, even though I never eat them.
Likes:
Music, art, reading. I love watching and talking to creative people, just see them shine up when you talk about something they love is fuel for my soul. Creative people have a certain energy that rubs off on people around them.
Animals. Dogs especially. Dogs are 100% humanitys best friend, and honestly far more than we deserve.
Space. How cool is space, all the possibilites.
Formula 1, dragracing, rally. Motorsport in large.
Pistachios (though they make me sick if I eat more than like 15-20 of them.
Crunchy fresh veggies with dip. Carrots, cucumber, iceberg lettuce, cauliflower.
Food in general is just such an awesome experience. Though I'm not very good with spice foods, my limit is around 70-80k scoville, depends a bit on what is serve with it.
Computers, consoles, gaming, youtube.
Manga, Manhwa, Manuha, LN/WN, Anime. Have not watched any anime since fall 2017 for reasons.
Movies and tv-shows, same thing there, not watched anything since fall 2017. Think I burned out by trying to watch to much.
LEGO. It is fun as &¤%#¤/, both free mode and building whatever the package was that you bought.
Dislikes:
Human greed and selfishness. With how humanity act, it is really hard to justify humanitys continued survival.
Horror. Never play horror games or watch horror movies. Though we will change that by playing horror games, and you will get to see me break down and cry on stream.
Insects. I do realize why we need them for food chain and stuff, but I just can't stand them.
Pain in general, but headaches the most.
Politicians in large and all of the lobbyist, if there is a hell, I hope they burn there forever.
My short attention span and distracted mind.
Heights. FUUUUUCK ME. I even get vertigo when I play minecraft.
Cringe humor. I just can't, I will turn it off if we watch a cringe youtube video or stream.
I am very competitive, I never admit to it though. And I am also a really bad loser, though I will play it off and pretend that it is not a big deal. But I will dwell on it for days. And this is really not a good thing since I am really bad at pvp games because I get so stressed.
Work. With one of my diagnoses I can't really handle normal work so all my working experience have been